Yay for vintage clothes!

I like my new dress for the following reasons:

1. The colors are very bright and happy and cheerful.

2. It's loose, flowy and easy to wear.

3. It only cost $5.

4. It's incredibly comfortable.

5. It's bright. Did I mention that?

6. It's modest. I could wear it without the sweater.

7. It's obviously not of this era.

8. Polyester doesn't fade. Or wrinkle. Or shrink.

9. It's fun!

10. I bet nobody at in town has a dress just like it.

There you have it, folks! I like my new dress, and I'm going to wear it around town and blind everybody.